I’m a little pissed off (not like that’s anything new now is it?!) but I have to speak my mind before small parts of my brain explode out my tiny ears and make my beautiful delicate emerald earring shatter against the wall as they project away from me in full force.
I use Yelp (and love Yelp) frequently. I have found amazing and delightful new restaurants, countless stores, and secret parts of San Francisco while perusing the fascinating opinions of Bay Area residents.
But I can’t stand it when people lie…and write bad reviews and leave the truth out. Like I would ever judge someone’s appearance and think they’re poor because they’re eclectic….has ANYONE seen ME?!
I received my first bad Yelp review today at work and it echoed the same concept that I have been reading about other wonderful stores in downtown Mill Valley. That we “rich snobby Southern Marin types who have changed are cold hearted and don’t appreciate boho styles or those who are unique and unusual”.
First of all let’s get this straight…I have bright pink hair and have had that (along with black) on and off for the last sixteen years. My back is covered in tattoos from my neck to the crack of my ass. I’m crude, I’m rude, I’m a crazy vegetarian wine drinking Italophile writing pack a day of Marlborough cigarrettes smoker who owns hairless cats and tiny bratty chihuahua dogs who have more attitude than Dolly Parton. I was BORN in San Francisco and RAISED in Mill Valley (and not for two years only to move into a suburb of L.A.). We are old school (my friends and I) quirky little buggers who not only love the way it used to be around here (if you love free sex and tons of drugs and hot tubs and free rent and Jefferson Starship crawling up your ass every three minutes while the band jams and the junkie in the corner keeps asking you for a smoke) but the way it is now (conscious and green and clean and family oriented and modern and looking towards the future while keeping to our past while drowning in a sea of baby carriages).
And hey kids (and adults) but newsflash…times change. Mill Valley is one of the most expensive places to live in the entire United States and is the fourth desirable zipcode to live in thanks to Smithsonian Magazine who decided we are extra extra cool (and dammit we ARE!). But people are just talking shit about us….and I just can’t handle it anymore. People write about good stores with hardworking people. I can’t stand that…
We may have the “stepford wives” and the “milfs” and the “richies” but every part of an affluent community does. Hey…what about the Marina in S.F.? Or the “hidden rich” hipsters of the Mission whose “mommy and daddy” money is driving our rents higher. Places that really should be 900 bucks (because its such a shit hole) are now 2800 (and that’s not even including the parking spot that’s really too small for your car!).
I’m proudly from Southern Marin (you can call me a prep or a richie but not a stepford) and from San Francisco (but don’t EVEN think about calling me a hipster)-and we accept and love all types of people regardless of your income (unless you’re a total asshole)…it just so happens it’s a hell of a lot more expensive to live in Mill Valley than a lot of other places that surround us so please don’t hate if you can’t afford it.
Most people that tease others and hate on certain places is usually because they’re jealous and feel inadequate that they have less.
Maybe instead of wasting your time on Yelp talking shit about places that make you angry because they may be out of your price range you should start focusing on being a better part of your community and making a difference …
Danielle (attempting to alleviate this world’s asshole problem one person at a time)